Just imagine the scene.

Boris is delivering his 'doom and gloom' Coronavirus restrictions when he says :

' I do realise that the restrictions I have outlined, particularly the one about people from different households meeting, will cause significant sexual frustration to a vast many of you.

Therefore I have decided that, with immediate effect, people may visit GloryHoles, wherever they are, provided that Government guidelines are followed, those being - no face to face contact, GloryHole etiquette is adhered to at all times, and that you wash your hands and Cock for at least 20 seconds before and afterwards.

I will take a personal interest in this to ensure that your Government keeps abreast of the situation. Some will say I am sucking up to the Opposition, but nothing would be further from the truth, and I ask that they join me for this bold plan in my office later. '

If only ! ! !

Take care and stay safe.

GloryHole Ann

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